Funny Thoughts Quotes

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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hindi rakhi sms, rakhi sms collection, funny rakhi sms, rakhi greetings, rakhi shayaris

Rakhi is tied by sisters to brother on the event of Rakhsha Bandhan (Rakhi) which is celebrated in India every year. The Rakhi sms collection includes free rakhi messsages, funny rakhi sms , rakhi bandhan sms, rakhi messages, raksha bandhan messages, raksha bandhan sms , rakhi sms greetings for both bhaiyas and behnas, (brothers and sisters) cute and funny rakhi sms, rakhi sms for bhai / brothers / boys (ones you don't like),2010 rakhi sms, rakhi sms for behan / sisters / girls and more humorous as well as decent rakhi sms messages collections

I wish u "HAPPY RAKHI" and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u'll always shower your blessings on me.
Sisters is probably the most competitive
relationship within the family,
but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship

Scroll dwn
if u Hate me
i dont beliv
u're scrollin
I Hate u 2
Hate u
hate u
STILL
SCROLLING?
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But after
our fights
I LOVE U
HAPPY
RAKSHA
BANDHAN

Rakhi is just an excuse
for me to express myself:
You mean the world to me.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to
my sweet sister.

The warmth of Ur love is
all I need during cold times.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi.

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BEST INTERVIEW EVER

Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it
What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college.
But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I
will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be
related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.
Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate : No, no... I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.

Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!

Interviewer : Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?
Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer : And which languages have you used?
Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate : It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer : What is your general project experience?
Candidate : My general experience about projects is - most of th! e times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like -

'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' , 'Customer
Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate : Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefervUS, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there is Olympics coming up in China in the current year, I don't mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't
have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS

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Janmashtami is the joyful celebration of Lord Krishna's birth. Major celebrations of Krishna Janmashtami takes place at midnight as Krishna is said to have made his divine appearance in that hour. Fasting, bhajans, pujas and many other rituals mark Janmashtami celebrations in India.

Krishna Janmashtami SMS

Krishna k kadmo pe kadam badate chalo.
Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo.
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo!
Happy gokul ashtami

Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murare
He Nath Narayan Vasudeva
Tribhvan Ke Swami
Sakha Humare He Nath Narayan Vasudeva
Aapko Janmashtami ki hardik Shubhkamnaye!

Yashoda ka nandlala birij ka ujala hai.
Nand lal se to sara jag zilmilzye.
Krishna Janmashtami ki haardik subhkaamnaye!

Krishna jinka nam,
Gokul jinka dham,
Ase shree krrishn bhagwan ko,
Ham sab ka pranam.
Janmashtami ki shub kamnaye!
Jai Shree Krishna

'Nand' ghare aanad bhayo
"jay kaniya lalki"
'Gökul' ma aanad bhayo
"jay bölö göpalki"
'Hathi' diyo 'ghöda' diyo
"or diyo palkhi"
'Yasoda' ne 'lal' bhayo
"jay bolo gopalki"
Happy janmastmi in advance
"Jay Sri Krishna"

Nand Ghar Aanand Bhayo,
Jai kaniyaa Lal ki,
Haathi Ghoda Paalki,
Jai Kaniyaa Lal ki..
Janmashtami Ki Bahut Bahut Shubhkaamnaye!

May Lord Krishna come to your house & take away all your Makhan - Mishri with all your worries & sorrows.
Happy Janmashtami

May this Janmashtami bring happiness in your life
Hatred be far apart from your life.
Enjoy the festival with love on your heart and good wishes for others.
"Jai Shri Krishna"

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May Good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. Happy Rath Yatra.

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