New Message- I'm the type of girl that

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I'm the type of girl that:
Smiles when you walk by but frowns when you keep going
Smiles when you touch me on accident
Giggles when you tell a slightly funny joke
Tells you that i have a crush on one of your friends when it's really you
Cries when I drop hints that are to obvious for you to see
Laughs when you walk by when I'm standing next to a guy

Truthfully I love you and I want you here with me!
Date me?

(....Sending to Dad...)

"F*** no..NO ... NOOOO!"

(SENDING COMPLETE)

"Damn! Well my life's over!"

(New message)
(From Dad)

WHAT YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER!!! don't get me wrong I love you very much and you are very pretty! But tell me who was that to?

(New message)

Dad that was not met for you of course! It was just a sign from God that I should ask a guy out..

(... sending message to Damin...)

"WHAT THE F*** PHONE!!!!"
"NOOO STOP SENDING!!"

(Sending complete)

"Damn that boi aint gonna talk to me again!"

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To all boys

(To all boys!!!)

Dear Guys,

We are women not your guy friends so if you want us ,I means really want us, then follow this!!!

1) We love it when you open doors, or pull out a chair for us...
2) We hate it when you hug other girls...EVEN if they are ugly!
3) We ask you if we look good for a reason we want you to say it without us asking...
4) We will always say" no I don't!" when you tell use we look good!
5) We love it when you come up and hug us around the waist...
6) Whispering silly but cute things to us while we are hugging just makes us love you even more:
Like....
You smell nice... Gets a giggles and a Thanks
Your the most Beautiful girl in the world... Gets a pull away a smile and a kiss
Your my girl... Gets a tight hug and a Kiss
7) We love it when your not afraid to hold hands in public....
8) Make us Laugh Its the most amazing thing you could do...
9) Your "Size" doesn't matter it's a MAJOR turn off don't talk about it..
10) Never burp in public...
11) Don't Gas us out either!!!
12) We take compliments with a grain of salt if you were just talking to another girl....
13) We DO look through your phone just cuz...
14) I love you.. Is a big NO NO unless you have been dating for atleast 3-4 days
15) Never talk to another girl that we told you we hate...
16) And Try to keep your texting to a minimum on a date...
17) When we say That we got to go ACT sad...
18) When we say "I'm cold" It means can i borrow your jaket and give me a hug!!! NOT Are you cold to?
19) Answer ALL questions we have No matter how stupid, how gross, how funny, how perverted they may be
20) Dont lie Please that is something ALL women HATE
21) DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO....

And Most of all we love you and we don't care what you look like... (well some of us do)... all we want from you is respect and ALMOST all of your attention...

P.S- Try not to make us look like idiots in public!! xD

Love,
The Girl Population

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